Apparently I’ve been neglecting the Simple Acre posts! Or so I’ve been told…. I wonder if there is a fine for turning in a late post, like the fine at the library?
So, here’s the late post:
It’s Winter! And if I’ve learned a thing or two about being married, it’s that wives like to stay warm. With that nugget of knowledge I’ve set about getting the house ready for some serious warmth this winter. Now, when this was a 6 room, cozy bachelor mansion I would lock up 3 rooms of the house and live in the kitchen (fireplace), bedroom (above the fireplace), and living room (has the TV and surround sound!). The other rooms were above the room that had the dog door! Brrrrrr! Old Man Winter would sneak into the dog door every day.
Well, with the passing of my longtime friend and canine-family-member, Bear (RIP), I set about redesigning the dog door…. I removed it. I like design projects that involve a hammer!
With the door removed I nailed studs in the frame, attached plywood to the outside, insulated in between the studs, and nailed some Hardyback 500 to the inside.
I spent the next day constructing a frame to stand the stove on. You can’t put a heat source onto hardwood floors. I built it out of some leftover 2x4s, leftover Hardyback board, concrete and flagstones from the ‘patio project’.
That took a night to dry. I carried it in, placed it in the room, put the pellet stove on it and cut the holes in the wall for venting. I connected the pipes, secured them to the plywood well over 6 inches from the exterior wall. You don’t want to vent a heat source between windows, under a window or closer than 6 inches from your exterior wall.
Now, if you shop around you can find a ton of high-grade hardwood pellets for $175. That’s 60 forty-pound bags. It’s the same space as a cord of wood and won’t taker the wife too long to unload from the truck. Guy’s remember to stick around and encourage her, so plan your trip to the pellet stove well before the Sunday game!
If you burn a bag a night, well, that’s 2 months of evening heat. With our fire place on one end and pellet stove on the other we’re able to use our hard earned $$ for other projects around the Simple Acre instead of mailing it to the oil companies. Filling a 275 gallon tank with $3.50/gallon oil is $975 (with delivery fee). That’s 5 and a half ton of pellet. As a bachelor I would drop 400 gallons into the tank during a typical Winter. As a bachelor I lived right in front of the fire-place with 2 labs. Like I said earlier in the post: I’ve learned that wives like to stay warm…. Well, after one month of testing I can say with assurance that the pellet stove heats up the far side of the house pretty well, kitchen has the fireplace, and the bedroom… well, there’s more than one way to make a fire in Winter! ; )


















